There Are No Ghosts at the Grand – stripping back the physical and metaphorical layers of a haunted hotel

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Renovate rooms, investigate the supernatural and watch people burst into song in this surreal British ghost story A young American man arrives in a dilapidated British seaside town to take on the renovations of an equally run-down hotel, inherited from a mysteriously absent father he never knew. His power tools talk to him in a Scottish accent, the local people speak in baffling slang, and occasionally people burst into song. Oh, and there are ghosts. There Are No Ghosts at the Grand is a novel mix of genres – no bad thing in these times of sequels and remakes – but, according to the creative director of independent developers Friday…

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